Black and White and Read All Over: It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your chapstick is?

I saw a little sign last week that remarked about someone getting their chapsticks mixed up and now their whole life is a mess.

My chapstick and I may resemble that remark.

I’ve been accused several times of being “addicted” to chapstick, which I wholeheartedly deny. I can’t help it there’s nothing like chapstick when your lips feel dry. That would actually make it medicinal, right?

Anyway, I never t…