Gentlemen, start-your-peppers!

Ever buy a jar of salsa that says it’s “Hot,” just to find that it’s not all that? Then, you may decide you’re ready for some fresh jalapenos, just to make sure your nachos have some heat. Shortly afterwards, you’re positive, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you have deliberately set your own mouth on FIRE! Been there, done that. Pass the milk. I’ve...